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AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

Songbearer posted:

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND I JUST WANT TO BROWSE "INTERNET" ON MY PHONE I DO NOT WANT TO USE CHROME OR HOTFOX OR EDGE OR ANYTHING!! I DONT WANT TO PAY FOR THESE I WANT TO USE ""INTERNET"!!!! I HAVE NETFLIX I DONT WANT HOTFOx

Hotfox sounds cool I'm going to Download it Thank you

*secretly wishes this awakens something inside of his dead soul*

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation! The interpretation includes ilovebeersooomuch
Oh no! My computer is infected and I need to call Microsoft support at the number listed below!

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

redshirt posted:

JEREMY MY COMPUTER IS NOT LOADING!!!

Geek squad got 200 viruses out of mine when it did that now I go monthly and they're so fast about it always smiling and chuckling very nice white young boys

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation! The interpretation includes ilovebeersooomuch
How do I talk to my grandson? He thinks he’s a transgender and I’m afraid I won’t be getting great grandkids if he chops his nuts off.

nullandvoid
Mar 6, 2006

And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
I;m thinking about thos Beans

redshirt
Aug 10, 2007

Fw:Fw:Fw:Fw:Fw:Fw: And so on such... forever!

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008
my hotmail it aint loadin
can u fix

Justin Godscock
Oct 11, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
I don't want to break the computer!!

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 14, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Fucking Italians

The Hello Machine
Jul 18, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.

Not very boomer, op

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Feelin' Fine.
Heard sirens???? What is going on

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I heard the sirens too and it could be a coincidence but I saw some suspicious looking kids at the park earlier

Zybourne Clock
Oct 25, 2011

Poke me.
PLEASE ONLY WRITE WITH CAPS LOCK ON,,, MY EYES ARE TOO BAD TO READ LOWER CASE,,, THANKS AND GOD BLESS,,,

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Feelin' Fine.
your aunt cathy is in the hospital. doctors say they dont know where the bleeding is coming from and they cant perform surgery until they figure it out. your uncle is getting ready 4 her 2 die.

btw do you have my copy of Stakeout any where

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Hi! I'm listening to Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon on Spotify!

Stream for free at httpes://www....

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

i need you to scan something for me

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



Hey can the y send this email for me? Please cc me into it so I have a copy. The sent messages folder? No I want it in my inbox so I can see it!

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Feelin' Fine.
Another sad Christmas here as my ungrateful son refuses to bring my grandaughter by to visit. I haven't held my grandbaby in 3 years and have only spoken to her on phone once in the last year! He coddles her so badly, telling everyone she has a peanut allergy. I fed her a "handful" of peanuts and some peanut butter ice cream (she LOVED it!) and now I'm "the bad guy" for doing it.

One day I will be dead and he will realize his horrible crime.

peanut
Sep 8, 2007


flirty comments on jigidi.com puzzles

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

peanut posted:

flirty comments on jigidi.com puzzles

Gettin' jigidi with it.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

yeah this 1200sqft house is $500k go back to your shitty little apartment if you don't like it zoomer

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

nullandvoid posted:

I;m thinking about thos Beans

I'm sad to report that Bill Foster, the thos beans guy, passed away :(

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

big nipples big life posted:

I'm sad to report that Bill Foster, the thos beans guy, passed away :(

It's bean real.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Thank a CEO for their service

Shamewave
Nov 25, 2024

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



Those kids should be grateful I gave them a job, I don't know why the complain about being asked to stay back after closing time without pay.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

that Buscemi minion is so fucking cursed.

redshirt
Aug 10, 2007

Can you make the screen bigger dear?

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Feelin' Fine.
did anyone just hear an explosion? I am off Manor Drive

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Ed Balls

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

[Cranks the Christmas tunes]

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


*Sees a question posted online from a random stranger*

I DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS, I HOPE YOU FIGURE IT OUT

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

Buying the perfect gift for my children, grandchildren, and my siblings - genealogy test kits! Am I 34% French or are we more Belgian than mom used to tell us????

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
GM should bring back the Cadillac Eldorado

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

big nipples big life posted:

that Buscemi minion is so fucking cursed.

Kids today just don't understand art.

Rags to Liches
Mar 10, 2008

future skeleton soldier


A Fancy Hat posted:

did anyone just hear an explosion? I am off Manor Drive

heard they were demolishing Bill’s old tire shop today maybe that was what it was??!!

Peanut Butter
Nov 7, 2011

Wee mannie
My posting style

Peanut Butter fucked around with this message at 15:53 on Dec 6, 2024

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 14, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Show bobs

redshirt
Aug 10, 2007

It should be illegal to use my name (Karen!) as an insult!

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